You make me horny, baby...eh hem...I mean, Guru Pitka. LOL. I mean, I'm really not kidding...Mike Myers as a Guru does turn me on. Is that weird? I would definitely date him if I could. Oh well, I don't think he's available.

So, you know his production company told me if I posted something about Mike Myers' new movie, The Love Guru, where he stars as The Guru Pitka, they would forward it on to the Guru Pitka (Myers) himself. So, here it is. How will I know if he reads it though? If you really do read this, your Holiness, will you leave us a comment with some thread of your knowlege? A sutra, if you will? Shine your enlightenment upon us, we are true seekers...

My favorite part of The Guru Pitka website is the part where he has the Mini Sutras...HILARIOUS. Check out the 1st Law of Happiness: Self Knowledge. He says Mariska Hargitay, Mariska Hargitay as a mantra. So, after I first watched the website, I literally sat down to meditate and, all of a sudden, the mantra Mariska Hargitay started coming through...I was like...what the heck...are you kidding me. So funny. It was actually a pretty soothing mantra, though. So check out the website, you will laugh a lot.

And, the movie premieres June 20th. I'm planning on going with a group of people from Yoga class, and elsewhere, to see it. (Unless, of course, upon reading this, His Holiness, The Guru Pitka, is so moved that he decides to invite me to the movie premiere. ;) ) Then, I would have to humbly decline to see the movie with my friends here...and make my way to the Lotus Feet of the beloved Guru wherever the premiere is...L.A. maybe?

OK, that's enough. So, I thought I would leave you with a little excerpt from Paramahansa Yogananda's book: How to Be Happy All the Time which is similar, yet different, to The Guru Pitka's book: If You're Happy and You Know It Think Again.

"Never can I thank my teacher enough for constantly saying to me, "Learn to behave."

I discovered I could see myself reflected more clearly through others' minds, especially through my Master's unprejudiced mind, than through my own hazy understanding.

I began to associate with calm minds and to ask them how I looked from their mental perceptions, for I found there was a difference between what I thought others thought of me and what others actually thought of me in their inner minds.

It takes a lot of courage to risk a word battle, or other trouble, just for telling people their faults. That is why most people are afraid to criticize you to your face. Most people bite you behind your back and silently criticize you in their own minds.

Your intimate friends do not criticize you openly for fear of offending you; but they criticize you inwardly, as you do them. If you want to know what your friends think about you, behave perfectly and keep constantly improving yourself by being unselfish, wise, calm, meditative, fearless, sweet, sincere, courteous, methodical, true to your word, and unafraid to be firm, and your friends will be so overwhelmed by your goodness that they will think, and talk loudly, about what you are.

Learn to make yourself behave and be happy, and you will influence all the people you meet to be well behaved and happy." -Paramahansa Yogananda

"Oh, behave!" See. Mr. Myers has been enlightening us all along...

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